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Daddy's Fastest Swimmer Onesie

SKU: 8502818-W-0-3M
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Daddy's Fastest Swimmer - You heard it from the little one, not us! Bring the humor back to parenting or gifting with hilarious, sarcastic onesies. Made with convenient, snap-on buttons for a secure fit, our bodysuits are ideal for playtime, tummy time, or any time, really. Created with envelope-folds in the shoulders, this onesie makes changing babies easier, especially when they.. you know, don’t keep it clean.

🙈 Moms, we’ve got you and your little one covered.

🌱 Hand printed on 100% certified organic cotton fabric
🌱 Environmentally-friendly and naturally hypoallergenic
🌱 Sustainably sourced and ethically produced
🌱 Wash inside-out on cold/tumble dry low

    SIZE          WEIGHT       LENGTH         CHEST             WAIST
0-3 M           6-12 lbs        21-24 In       18-24 In        16-17 In
3-6 M          12-16 Ibs       24-26 In       24-27 In        17.5-18.5 In
6-9 M          16-20 Ibs       26-28 In       27-29 In        18.5-19.25 In
9-12 M        20-24 Ibs       28-30 In       29-31 In        19.25-20 In
12-18 M      24-28 lbs       30-32 In       31-33 In        20-20.75 In

Sizing you can trust

Hand-made to order, each unique design its available in four different sizes, from 0 to 12 months. Enjoy a modern and trendy onesie for your baby.

Practical design without frills

We’re a mom-led baby clothing maker bringing you the highest quality product with a side of snark to lift you (and those who gift) UP in the toughest of life’s moments.